Live on Arc · chain 5042

No GPUs left in 2026. Ours run on hamsters.

Paste any Arc address and a plush hamster renders its GPU from what is actually on chain: USDC stuffed in its cheeks, transactions as cores, and how many RTX 5090s that could buy.

or to adopt yours. Read-only: no transactions, no approvals.

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  • RTX 5090 street price ≈ $6,500 Tech Insider, Sep 2026
  • No new gaming GPU architecture ships in 2026 source
  • Next-gen GPUs slipped to 2028
  • 97,025 tokens created on Arc's first day BeInCrypto
  • Hamsters required per CheekCache GPU: 1

How a hamster reads a wallet

Every number on a card is read live from Arc mainnet when you open it. Nothing is estimated, nothing is stored unless the owner adopts.

01 · Cheek cache

USDC in the cheeks

Arc pays gas in USDC, so every wallet has a pouch. Cheeks puff on a log scale: an empty wallet is a slim hamster, a whale can barely see past its own face.

02 · Cores

Transactions as cores

How many transactions the address has sent. More cores, faster wheel. The wheel is the fan. The fan is the wheel.

03 · 5090 Index

How many 5090s?

USDC ÷ $6,500, the RTX 5090 street price reported in September 2026. Most wallets score 0.00-something. So does the hamster.

04 · Looks

Same address, same hamster

Fur, gear, snack and colorway come from the address itself. A copycat address with the same first and last characters still gets a different hamster.

Rarity odds (published, not hidden)

The Farm

Hamsters adopted by the wallets that own them. Adopting takes one signed message, no gas.

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$CHEEK · Arc

No token yet.

When $CHEEK launches on Arc, its contract appears here and on @cheekcache at the same moment. Anything called CheekCache before that isn't ours.

Holders get a pink $CHEEK sticker on their card. That's it: a sticker, not a promise.

One email when the contract is live. Never shared, never sold.